Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
Ryan youre great so.
i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”
- police: you're under arrest
- me: no i'm not
- police: shit